a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.
Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
by jack podbury August 21, 2021
by Jlemz January 08, 2024
A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.
Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?
Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart
Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?
Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart
Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?
by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019
by XXX_SWAGMASTER2000_XXX February 27, 2018
I’m not buying it. Not going for it
Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that
by Dreamer of Yah October 05, 2021
to not be productive
by Boxler3 December 16, 2017
A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest
by The flour bomber September 23, 2021