Dick Weasel

Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.

Jarron you are such a DICK WEASEL.

by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009

Dick Sneeze

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole

1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze

by Mussolini23 April 29, 2010

Jack Dick

When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

by rhinoguy September 11, 2005

dick sucked

gettting deep head by a tranny

"Mike do you know what this means?"
"Yes i got dick sucked by a guy"

by crico69er December 30, 2008

a1 dick

A dick slathered in A1 sauce

Yeah, I fucked her with my A1 dick last night.

by Allisun:3 July 19, 2016

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.

"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"

by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

Fish Dick

When a man is with a women who intimidates him and as he tries to have sex with her his penis goes limp and flaps around like a fish on land.

Yo, you hear what happened to Adam yesterday while he was wit that bad chick?

Yea yo, I heard he got some fish dick.

by FishmanFive May 9, 2007