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Urban Dictionary

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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Urban

Urban pretty much means black. Come on now you really didn't think this was just called the Urban dictionary for no specific reason. It's supposed to be black people's definition of things, if you ain't black. Get woke.
"You're in charge of the Urban division"- Blackish
by BLM365 December 4, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A place where people can go to threaten to kill you
Did you see that someone threatened to murder your wife on urban dictionary? Even your address is there

Noooooooooo hmmmmmmm uh?
by DaviWindows l;jaksdf November 12, 2019
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URBAN SHITPOST

When people share screenshot from urban dictionary with their name and asking people to do so and any
annoy everyone.
-Oh, did you saw Vojta's urban shitpost on the instagram today?
-Yeah, he is very annoying, but I will also do it.
by VOJTA November 23, 2021
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urban dictionary

place where people like me finds attraction from sarcastic person
me :look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
by umheythereily January 9, 2021
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