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deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke
hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

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2 i yr dads deez nuts
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nut muddle

The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts
It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night
by Jafcook March 2, 2022
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Ghost Nut

When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.
“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”
by Barbarian Buddy March 4, 2022
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Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.
Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!
by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025
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nut log

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.
by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
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Glug nutted

When a woman is sucking on your balls and chokes on them and then you proceed to drag your slimy balls across her face (snail trail)
I was fucking Emily last night and absolutely glug nutted that hoe!
by FatpussMark September 26, 2025
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