Poopy Time

When your partner goes outside with their lovely civilized friends and you decide to call her/him.

Person 1: Mommy, you forgot to take a poop on me in the morning.

Person 2:Who is this?

person1: its your boyfriend, you dummy.

person2:im on speaker.

person1:*farts* i like cucumber. *starts pregrancy*

Babe, i think this is our moment to shine. This is our "Poopy time".

by Cucumbus December 13, 2025

Amacky Time

noun: A lawless time zone where clocks are propaganda, promises are fictional, and showing up is optional. Subject would be terminated instantly from any 9–5, banned from calendars, and listed as a community risk.

Example: “Wayne Weaselheade was scheduled for duty, but Amacky Time struck again.”

by Ms Jenny Lee December 14, 2025

Amacky Time

noun: A lawless time zone where clocks are propaganda, promises are fictional, and showing up is optional. Subject would be terminated instantly from any 9–5, banned from calendars, and listed as a community risk.

Example: “Wayne Weaselheade was scheduled for duty, but Amacky Time struck again.”

by Scamacky December 14, 2025

Divine Timing

Divine Timing .. that elusive waiting and waiting until Marlene decides its time

well if we didnt have those bacon sandwiches we would have got out earlier marlene said to keeeeeerrrreeeeee .... its all in the divine timing

by Darryl_Barry December 15, 2025

Coffee Giggle Time

1. When a group, or gathering of people gather together planned or not, around a coffee pot, coffee shop or social situation that involves coffee, and gab, socialize, gossip and start laughing and smiling.

2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.

1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”

2. I need to not work so hard and have “coffee giggle time!”

by Charrid December 17, 2025

One time

I worked in south central L.A. in the late 80s. The drug dealers would give some of the local kids money to stand on the corner to watch for the police. If a patrol car turned off of Central on to one of the side streets the kids would yell out "one time or two times" depending on how many patrol cars were coming. More than one coming usually meant somebody was going to get jammed up. The youth grew up hearing the police referred to as "one time." It was common for the local youth to greet law enforcement with the phrase, "what's up one time." It wasn't meant or taken derogatory. Just part of the culture.

"What's up one time!"

by 10-15 December 17, 2025

What time was rehearsal?

When you know someone is lying so you ask them, “what time was rehearsal”

John says “I’m a pig,” but Will knows he’s lying so he says, “what time was rehearsal?”

by Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 17, 2025