an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Livin' like John

frequently having sex without a condom

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"

by Jon062 November 3, 2024

moving like a bufford

when someone had talks and when the mandem come around they zip their lips.

"I had walter moving like a bufford daggy."

by Yung.boii1 November 15, 2017

I LIKE YOUR DRESS

Yes, SIGNAL

A PEDOPHILE SEX CHANGE.

You see that guy expose himself , " describe him, "I LIKE YOUR DRESS , as that SKIRT, "STOP" as that is our PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN as he is our resident SHITEATER and PISS DRINKER.

When I wear always the same STINKY DRESS as the SMELL IS DOWN WIND my COCK AND BALLS as well as MY ASS makes an appearance at times where certain people give me a compliment , " I LIKE YOUR DRESS".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 4, 2022

Thinking should be like a super computer fast

Thinking should be like a super computer fast

Thinking should be like a super computer fast

by Real Alberto July 17, 2022