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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Do the Woo

The crowning achievement of every sexually active college student in Worcester, MA. In order to Do the Woo, one must have sex with a student from each of the city's nine colleges (Assumption, Becker, Clark, Holy Cross, MCPHS, QCC, UMass Med, WPI, WSU).
Tamalito: I just need to find willing people from Quinsig and AssCo and I'll be done with my Worcester College Fuck-it List!

Gigs: You mean you're gonna Do the Woo??

Tamalito: Yeh...
by ProfessrGigs January 15, 2016
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do

1. To preform an action
2. Question
3. To act a specific way
4. Having an effect on
5. To agree positively
1. I decide to do my work.
2. Do the dogs do tricks?
3. They shouldn't do that.
4. The walk will do me good.
5. Yes, I do want it.
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doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.
I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy
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Doing a nhat

When you boastfully mention something around a group of friends and make them look bad to impress a female.
Max: i drive a really nice up to date american car that i bought for $30,000

Sierra: oh i bet its fast

Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work

Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
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Why do I like cloud so much?

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”
Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…
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I do

Ben: I love you

Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do
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