lizard-shit

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016

shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.

1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me

by sowy m9 April 21, 2016

sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly

Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.

by zenk April 23, 2016

urban shit

that's when you are road tripping, and you wait to pass through a town and the 7-11 shitter for shit. It can also be any hardcore shit like taking a shit in a sleeping person's mouth or something. see country shit.

I nuked that 7-11 with my extra potent urban shit from the past 60 miles!

by E-nig May 10, 2016

shit of the century

The first amazing shit you take after shit-fasting for the thanksgiving holiday season.

Bro i havn't shit this week, when we eat that turkey tomorrow, im gunna drop the shit of the century

by Punk I Am October 11, 2016

shit for breath

Someone with a really bad case of halitosis.

When Carl spoke, his breath was so bad, it was like shit for breath

by PAPACHULO. October 6, 2016

Marker Shits

When you've pooped and you're wiping but it's always dirty. As if you were trying to wipe a marker dry.

Dude, I was busy. I had the marker shits.

by Cmoore8241 August 19, 2016