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How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified
Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.
by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023
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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013
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Pau do Cardoso

Ancient legend still not known but everyone knows that is easier to find an alien
O pau do Cardoso é o respeito ao Uchôa, não existem
by Trab alhador February 22, 2017
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Do something useful

Similar to bleach-paint the ghetto but actually putting people back to school and work, maybe on their own free will.
When you are told or forced to bleach-paint the ghetto you may not be happy since the gov't forced you to do it, but once you do something useful, on your own free will, you will be happy.
by Sexydimma January 9, 2022
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Do not make this the WOTD

Please don’t. I don’t want people knowing i have a huge countdown on my tiktok @10000.day.countdown. Keep this account a secret. Why did i even set my account to public?
Do not make this the WOTD. (Word of the day). Just don’t. I would rather this word to have 0 likes than be the WOTD.
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 27, 2022
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That is PARADISE NEVADA known as THE STRIP and everybody can practically do this one way or another and because you are

A TIE is which is way more rare.

The third is just think about that we know this better than OUR OWN.
Too afraid to ever show yours as THE FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE NEVADA is TO LOOK AT OTHER FACES.

You may look at your own more maybe or not BUTT THE FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE IS TO LOOK AT OTHERS' FECES.

Wteb you think about it the FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE is to put this definition up on the URBAN DICKTIONARY as we know our FECES BETTER THAN OUR FACES BUTT FECES is way more clear complicated as they have more than one face to them.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021
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Do whatever Owen says month

Izzy- It is may so i must do whatever Owen says
Do whatever Owen says month means during the month of may you must do whatever he says
by Owen987 April 16, 2023
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