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why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts
"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"
by hehe farts in french July 6, 2021
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Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it
Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee
by Fortnite1500 October 9, 2020
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Do you know what?

Legend has it he still does not know what
I don't know why they wont let me change the plan. *long pause* Do you know what?
by TheBritishJack June 1, 2024
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Do a Ignacio

When you escape with the bail after a rural house
Look at Marcos, he will Do a Ignacio
by bilberma November 22, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JSOe RObles Am Able TO Do What, I, Angel Jose Robles Wants<.7.9.7.6.>
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Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013
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doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
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