Boston Cock Block

Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.

Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."

**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**

Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"

by Zaphod Beebs June 3, 2010

Cocks n' Balls

For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.

That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.

by Franky Gustavson December 18, 2007

cock my face

term used to describe when a guy directs a girl's head towards his penis in attempt to invoke oral pleasure

Guy: Bitch, gimme dome! (pushes girl down)
Girl: What the fuck!? You tryin' to cock my face?

by Fedigan December 27, 2007

cocking french fries

1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner,

2) Oral sex with fries

Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.

by gerald grren May 20, 2008

Roundhouse Cock-Slap

Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.

My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.

by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average

I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus

by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

soften your cock

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.

that will soften your cock.

by Mandingler April 16, 2017