Fucking Bullshit

Known by some in the world as Golf, fucking bullshit is a game unique in that it requires no less than 120 strokes, 14 lost balls, and 2 broken clubs. Particularly infuriating in that with every swing, there seems to be a new component that cause the shot to go awry. It is impossible to get better at or be happy while playing.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna play a round of fucking bullshit today?

Jason: fuck that shit, I’d rather blow my money at the titty bar

by Jmc220 May 3, 2018

side fucking

in the act of fucking ones partner from the left or right side with the armpit; with or without the use of anal beads; penetration optional; pleasure mandatory; herpes dependent; CAUTION: Extreme use of the side fuck may result in direct arm pit rash; also known as tube rash; in this case known as the side fuck rash

When I was done side fucking my girlfriend, I told that bitch to make a sandwich.

by Andy,& Pat January 2, 2009

Super Fuck

soo-pur fuk
1: (N) a sexual act that is unusualy pleasurable
2: (N) an individual who is particularly adept in sexual performance
3: (N) an unusual term for a dissliked person: see asshole

Dude, me a kelly had a super fuck last night.
That ho at that the club last night was a super fuck.
Coach Stewart is a super fuck.

by survivorman527 November 11, 2006

mercy fuck

having intercourse with another person that is very willing when you are very not interested. Mostly term used between gay men when a good looking gay man will show "mercy" and "fuck" an ugly man.
aslo applied to men and women.

Sam: Man, Karla is leaving his week to live in Texas.

Mark: You should hook her up and give her a mercy fuck. I heard she gives a good pepper shaker.

by superman90245 March 10, 2010

barnyard fuck

The barnyard fuck is where you sneak into a farm/barn and rape all the animals in the ass with some apparatus. For Example: Broom handle, cucumber, baseball bat, knife, etc. Don't ever do this.

Hey Seth let's go to my dad's ranch and have a barnyard fuck ... Our chickens are ovulating.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

six fuck

Verb. having six long dicks in his mouth.

"Max is engaging in six fuck!"

by whereisthis May 27, 2015

wet fuck

When you fuck a girl and halfway through you piss in her pussy.

I wet fucked my girl and she got so mad that she tied me to the bed and bit my balls so hard that I can't cum any more.

by Stinger June 20, 2004