A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.
This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.
This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.
(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her
(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her
(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied
by AileenT December 21, 2007
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Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.
Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.
"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."
"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."
"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."
by TebowTime23 February 5, 2012
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Sean: *says annoying shit*
Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"
Surrounding People: *laughing*
Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"
Surrounding People: *laughing*
by John Jacob Jinglehiemer Shmidt January 2, 2011
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the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts
the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts
"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."
"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"
"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"
by daids May 13, 2009
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Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.
Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.
Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.
Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.
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