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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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black regret

When a white or Asian girl takes home a black man when drunk and then suddenly regrets it when he takes his pants off.
That girl is gonna feel black regret in a couple of hours.
by Hello Yeah Yeah January 7, 2018
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Black bullet

A person who knocks people off the court from left to right a.k.a. The best basketball player on the team (this person is often black).
KJ : Hey Sandra,did you see Jaylan shoot that 3 earlier?!!
Sandra : Nope
KJ : The whole team sucks except for her she's a black bullet !!!!
by Sictoria Vecret December 28, 2016
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black bean bussy

a black bean bussy is wear a woman or man takes a shit and the woman uses it as lube or a dildo if the shit is hard
person one ''did you hear kyla gave shelby the black bean bussy last week?''

person two ''im super jelly i did that back in my teen years!!''
by superdong69 May 14, 2022
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Black Aces

Guy with a big penis that will make girls cum 1 second
Tabitha:"hi Louis
BlackAces:" hi Tabby
Tabitha:"oh, oh I'm cumming!!!
BlackAces:" not a surprise

Black Aces
by RayanAces November 23, 2021
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black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
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Black Mamba

It's when you take a crap in a condom, tie it off, freeze it, and when frozen, you use it as a sex toy aka dildo.
That man must have a fecal fetish, he's making a black mamba again. Stay clear of the freezer, that's not a fudgsicle!
by MintyDesign January 24, 2025
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