An incredible game with two plates, a ball, and a mud pit.
The plates are put at opposite ends of the mud-pit, and teams line up in the middle (each facing an opposite side,) (two on two is best) and put one hand on the ball. When the whistle is blown (or someone yells go) the teams wrestle to get the ball on the plate they are facing. The game ends when one team gets the ball onto the plate for 3 seconds.
Guy (or Girl): why are you all muddy?
Girl (or guy): I just played a game of Mesker Ball with my friends!
Guy (Or girl) : You played mesker? Im so jealous
A game that one plays with a partner.
An elite sport, Rippy Ball incorporates elements of Tennis and baseball with velcro, which sees one player throw the tennis ball to the other, with the aim of the game to catch the ball in the velcro catching disc. It makes a ripping noise when the ball is removed from the disc.
The one of a kind technique where the male's testicles are rubbed anti clockwise three times, kissed left to right twice, then finished off with a flick to the end of the penis. This technique has been proven to make the male last 3x as long but comes at a painful price.
"Listen bruv, if that hoe hadn't have gave me that Buckley ball rub, I'd have bust a nut before it went it!"