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Put the balls away

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !
by Azing102 January 8, 2019
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donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
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Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.
I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasnโ€™t doing enough tummy time with my baby.
by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019
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music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era
"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"
by medcan January 16, 2022
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Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
by Rydotra October 11, 2021
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Ball Sack Signature

Sometimes when a guy hasn't showered for a while and sits on a toilet he leaves a smudge on the front of the toilet seat. That is his ball sack signature.
I guess I need to shower. I left my ball sack signature on the toilet seat.
by I Am Anon September 24, 2011
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