by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018

by PandasRuleD00d December 11, 2011

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013

Please don’t. I don’t want people knowing i have a huge countdown on my tiktok @10000.day.countdown. Keep this account a secret. Why did i even set my account to public?
Do not make this the WOTD. (Word of the day). Just don’t. I would rather this word to have 0 likes than be the WOTD.
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 27, 2022

by Kbot1006 January 14, 2025

Similar to bleach-paint the ghetto but actually putting people back to school and work, maybe on their own free will.
When you are told or forced to bleach-paint the ghetto you may not be happy since the gov't forced you to do it, but once you do something useful, on your own free will, you will be happy.
by Sexydimma January 9, 2022

The act of impersonating people with skills and somehow managing to get all the way to the very peak of recognition, while at no point in time showing anyone, you were actually capable of doing what you claim to be able to do. Usually in some form of niche sporting event, such as breakdancing, where the individual somehow gets to go all the way, such as the Olympics, and then, representing your country, puts in a display that resembles an epileptic mop with brain AIDS. It is important to note that this moment in their life will never be forgotten nor forgiven by the entire Internet.
by honneamise August 10, 2024
