The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
by smarttard December 22, 2023
Get the Nut theft automug. by Bacon Queen October 27, 2020
Get the Nutmug. 1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug. by FAP NATION February 22, 2018
Get the Deez nutsmug. (Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.
by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023
Get the Tall-nutmug. by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021
Get the Nut Birdmug. by lsrc5921 November 6, 2016
Get the Nut Frictionmug.