by DinkyMcdungus November 14, 2022
ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 20, 2010
Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.
Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)
by Mr. Maaan March 17, 2012
Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
by Anonymous-person February 26, 2023
jacks are fucking sick cunts that eat dick all day long. but jack w's are even worse. those sick cunts are fucking retarded in every part of their horny brain and should be hung.
Person 1 - Hey there's a Jack W. over there.
Person 2 - Wanna beat his ass and kill him?
Person 1 - Bet.
Person 2 - Wanna beat his ass and kill him?
Person 1 - Bet.
by bigfatcocks275 August 24, 2022
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