take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

by sprkim182 October 27, 2007

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

by hahahimgay April 12, 2018

took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

by brando56894 December 19, 2013

get off my lawn

also see hillbilly something that i said that made my teacher laugh so hard in social studies that milk came outta his nose

GET off my lawn bitch!!!!!!!!1

by chody May 23, 2004

Break you off somethin proper like

To provide an action or service (good or bad) in the servers best of ability. It can refer to a sexual action from male/female or harmful act using excessive force.

Girl let me come over there and break you off somethin proper like. ....you know what I'm talk'n bout...

by SkippyTheCrimeDonkey February 21, 2010

i am getting fucking pissed off

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.

I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!

by Uncle Wilf November 14, 2005

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 24, 2017