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on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. ๐Ÿ†โœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฆ
grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"
by hahahimgay May 25, 2018
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took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
by brando56894 December 18, 2013
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Break you off somethin proper like

To provide an action or service (good or bad) in the servers best of ability. It can refer to a sexual action from male/female or harmful act using excessive force.
Girl let me come over there and break you off somethin proper like. ....you know what I'm talk'n bout...
by SkippyTheCrimeDonkey February 21, 2010
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get off my lawn

also see hillbilly something that i said that made my teacher laugh so hard in social studies that milk came outta his nose
GET off my lawn bitch!!!!!!!!1
by chody May 23, 2004
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i am getting fucking pissed off

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.
I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!
by Uncle Wilf December 18, 2005
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you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017
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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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