douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

Bags

Cocaine, as it is usually sold in small bags

Matt: you gettin on the bags tonight?
Dude he met 5 minutes ago: yeah mate

by #Matthewmania October 14, 2020

Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Cum bag

Cum bag

Cum bag

by cum baby October 29, 2023

Douche Bag

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.

Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.

"You're a douche bag!"

by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019

super cool swag bag

a back pack with an aztec design in which a male of female will carry on their back. person should walk wth general swagger whilst carrying a super cool swag bag. they can be purchased from topman/topshop.

"hey dude,youve got a 'super cool swag bag"
"have you heard about dans super cool swag bag?"
"i would like a super cool swag bag"

by tizkellin November 9, 2012