get your nut

get your nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

Matt and I went to a gay baths and he kept asking me, "Did you get your nut yet?"

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

steal your knives

to have sex with a virgin, to cause a female to lose her virginity
equivalent to pop your cherry.

example:
marc: i want to pop adrienne's cherry!
henry: what, you havent stolen her knives yet??

tobyn: what a fine piece of ass madeleine is!
JT: i know, i'd steal her knives any day!

"i'm about to steal your knives."

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! January 5, 2009

Shave your head

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

by Gatherqueef January 13, 2009

floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

Off your meds

Used to describe someone who is tired of other people's bullshit and lies and calls them out on it. To deflect, the person being called out cries "you're off your meds".

"You're off your meds" the morbidly obese sociopath wrote when i called him out for lying about me for the past 11 years.

by Downvoting Victim September 22, 2020

none of your business

a wicked ass chick on myspace, she may be none of your business but hell every guy and girl wants her to be their business!

person 1: did you go on myspace last night?
person 2: yeah man, i got 7 adds, one of them was hotttt
person 1: oh yeah? who who?
person 2: none of your business
person 1: c'mon man don't be stingy
person 2: alix, you know, none of your business?
person 1: oh yeah, she's sexy (Y)

by acme-batterry June 25, 2008

Soiling your pants

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.

Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 26, 2011