dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a large crap

Where where you?
Hell that pizza got to me,was dropping the kids off at the pool

by mathew wr September 29, 2008

I had one but the wheels fell off

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

by weavile22 December 27, 2010

get in get on get off get out

having sex with a girl and then never contacting her again

dude, you need to just get in get on get off get out!

by immike March 18, 2009

like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2011

I take my pants off to you

Response to having ones pants pulled down

William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"

by Baxington March 13, 2015

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange

"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

You’re going to spin off the face of the earth.

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.

Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

by MikeTheKnight47 April 2, 2019