One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

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Cee-One

just that guy

ohh cee-one is just that guy

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elita one

elita one is female auto bot and has a relationship with optimus prime

elita one also has good skills on fighting

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Elita One

A brave Cybertronian who began as a leader of the female part of Autobots, however more recently started being presented as second-in-command.

May or may not be Optimus Prime's sweetheart.

Adam: Ugh, they made Elita One a girlboss.
Eve: She always was.

by RosalineDolly December 22, 2024

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