you’ve got a friend in me

The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys

Woody:you’ve got a friend in me
Kid:awww thanks your my only friends

by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019

Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.

"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"

by Eh bruh December 12, 2017

never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010

Cut Me Off at the News

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.

Synonym:

To Be Electronically Grounded.

Yo, Bro.... My MOM Cut Me Off at the News..... I am totally electronically Grounded.

by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011

they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other

hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !

by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019

left me in the deep end

meaning another person left you in depression, in a bad place that you didn't wanna be in.

he switched up and left me in the deep end

by behebehehsksjabw December 10, 2016

show me your socks

This means for the person that asked, you show them your pussy with your socks on in a missionary position.

John: Hey show me your socks 😁
Talia: Ok daddy *sends a picture of her pussy*

by miles quincy April 18, 2021