National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

national cherub day

a day for cherubs!

is today national cherub day?

by rosepetalsxx April 6, 2023

national fling merima day

celebrated on 8th april this day we can fling merimas

"OMG ITS FINALLY NATIONAL FLING MERIMA DAY! IVE WAITER FOR SO LONG!"

by NotBirbz April 7, 2023

National Rape Day

A "holiday" originally meant to create fear and bring more awareness to Sexual Abuse Awareness month, but has been twisted into a strange event, in which people threaten to sexually abuse random strangers online and in person, while others swear to protect said strangers, thereby losing the point of the holiday all together.

The idea behind National Rape Day wasn't a bad one, but the execution needed too much work.

by KhajiitSicario April 8, 2023

National Date Day

On April 10th ,you have to date your crush/girlfriend.

Guy; Hey, its 10 april.(national date day)
Girl; Lets go date.

by just a cute bf April 9, 2023

National pop out day

On August 1st all of the couples or talking stages or situation-ships, post themselves together or post one another publicly all over social media.

“Did you see maya and Brandon popped out with eachother on National pop out day”

by 215_.lynn April 9, 2023

national chia day

April 11th, a national day of love for chia. Chia seeds, things baked with chia, people named chia, anything related to chia

“Happy National Chia Day, Michelle!”

by Garrett Pullman April 10, 2023