Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.
L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
by NotoriousDEV August 03, 2013
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jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
by Davey Didoe April 13, 2018
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jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know
by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 25, 2022
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jack off

when you want jack to get off you with minimal words
by gofuckyourself6969 May 07, 2021
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Jack-Offs

The Jack-Offs posted on the reddit
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Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively
Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off
by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024
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jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 04, 2019
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