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Monkey Shit

No Monkey Shit zone, homie!
by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023
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excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"
She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665
by excelmonkey December 7, 2025
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Ikem monkey

A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022
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monkey business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “
by lilstankstank October 13, 2022
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lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.
Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010
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Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
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Swall Monkey

A Belfast term for someone who drinks a lot
"Here lad look at the hack of yer man he is so steaming!"
"Aye he's a f**king Swall Monkey!"
by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020
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