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Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit
Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
by kenzf123 June 23, 2022
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
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Titi monkey

Men with the initials A.B or T.B
by Super Operator February 20, 2024
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Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.
The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.
by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022
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Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
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