I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

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Got a bit going on

When shit in your life goes the wrong way

Yeah bull Dave's had 5 guys leave in the last week he's got a bit going on

by Big Bad Belly August 4, 2022

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Going poopin’ is a game with the goal of finding and collecting the most unflushed poop inside of toilets. The unflushed poop must be returned to the base toilet and flushed. Once in the lead a competitor may choose to flush poops to prevent others from scoring provided that zombie poopin’ is not in effect where each player must work together to flush all poops at the base toilet before sunrise ( or designated time) to prevent the poops from becoming animated in a manner similar to zombies of degrees ranging from ‘walkers’ to ‘28 days Later rage poops.’

Hey, what are you doing? Going poopin’ want to go? Yeah, I know there are always poops in the boys bathroom

by Smithsonian October 17, 2019

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go struck in washroom

A legendary insult

Fammy: go struck in washroom
Me: go fuck yourself

by Amzonbitch October 29, 2019

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Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

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