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snarky unicorn

Utterly fabulous women because of their sacastic but optimistic outlook on life.
What's with those mom's? They always have something wiseass to say, and totally don't care what others think.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
snarky unicorn by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016

fucking unicorns 

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.

Naughty Unicorn 

Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
Naughty Unicorn by Daddy Foote August 31, 2017

Ghetto Unicorn 

Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).
"Yo you catch a peep at Joe's new Ghetto Unicorn? Them Tri Merle bully pups gonna make him BANK"
Ghetto Unicorn by Asshatkennels December 3, 2017

Virtual Unicorn 

Someone online who is awesome in every way.
Virtual Unicorn by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019

Norwegian Unicorn 

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!
She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!