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Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.
Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.
by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010
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Turtle Time

The name of one of the unused themes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back to the Sewers, part of a contest known as "Pick Us a Rockin' Theme Song Before Mikey Gets His Way Challenge", back in Spring 2008
"It's Turtle time! The four turtles are back from travelling time but (oh, no) Master Splinter got left behind. In cyberspace with new evil doers, now they gotta go back (where?) to the sewers...."
by Super Jared May 24, 2019
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Ninja turtle

Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.
She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.
by Domotello May 17, 2007
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Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
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Gay Turtle

when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.

one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.
I heard Matt gave Bob a "gay turtle"
by Neato Beatsmeato August 14, 2011
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turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.
i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.
by ross turner December 29, 2007
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slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle
OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!
by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009
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