Having a wank; masturbation
by Robin Rob Gibbs December 16, 2022
Get the Turned the torque upmug. A sudden unsignaled U-turn or three-point turn by a rideshare driver across a double-yellow center line (or where otherwise prohibited,) usually during rush-hour traffic, performed without regard for common sense, nor safety, nor inconvenience of oncoming or following traffic.
My Uber driver made an illegal U-ber turn in the middle of Main Street at 5 P.M., so I only gave him 4 stars.
by Jim Bob the daily commuter December 20, 2019
Get the U-ber Turnmug. A good solid trouser turn up, made famous by the school trousers your mum would buy from Tesco, and apply her own form of tailoring.
by Seano Says March 16, 2022
Get the Tesco Turn-upsmug. used to describe something or someone that "turns you on" aka makes you horney af , thas can be many different things for different people.
ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you
ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you
by your real bf November 3, 2020
Get the what a real turn onmug. by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2022
Get the Booty U-turnmug. by witb October 7, 2019
Get the turns it's beak up atmug. A phrase used to describe leaving a place quickly, specifically a party or other large social gathering.
I was really enjoying the Candlenights party, but when Griffin pulled out his fanart of a Garfield-Pamela Anderson hybrid I turned to bees faster than you can say “SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!”
by Angus McDonald November 4, 2017
Get the I turned to beesmug.