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Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
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tomato

1. person who is always blushing; unnoticeable if they get a sunburn. They are typically white. Bonus points if they are also ginger or dyed their hair red or green.
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
1. My friend is such a tomato that she got a sunburn once and nobody noticed for at least an entire day, including herself.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
mugGet the tomatomug.

Tomato

A dumb HoE who likes Thirteen Reasons Why ( Which is Bomb by the way).
That Tomato over there dead made a definition of her own name just to make Alphonso feel stupid.
by Lmfaooooo gotummmmm June 12, 2018
mugGet the Tomatomug.

Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo
🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato
by pickypocket September 12, 2025
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Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.
by Chabanger August 27, 2025
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tomato

a red fruit/veggie or a fruitable, but emoji makes it pop up when u search up fruit so therefore its settled! anyways, you can usually find it in burgers, tim hortons wraps, ect, and its sweet and very juicy.
"hey, whats that red fruitable over there?"
"oh, thats a tomato!"
by bubblgatorade May 25, 2022
mugGet the tomatomug.

fucking tomato

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato
by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019
mugGet the fucking tomatomug.

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