Tip toein‘

When you just use your front football to move in your Jordans further to your undeniable success, while you watch the faces of your haters melt.

Damn, have you seen asshat Phil tip toein‘ in his fresh new Retro 6 Gatorade Jordan‘s?
My face almost melted..

by FeelGoodPhil March 18, 2019

wylder tobi

when u are drunk asf and your blood goes zooom (blood rush)

In this state you can't even argue cuz he gonna slap you anyways

fabi: "spieler"
*wylder tobi slaps fabi*

türsteher: "dein freund hier kommt heute nicht rein"
wylder tobi: "I'm gonna whoop your a$$"

random dude: "never talk to me again"
wylder tobi:"stööööfff stö döfffffff"

by lasermani January 4, 2021

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

godhand.tobi

An extremely attractive human being who simply doesn’t miss.

“Godhand.tobi is easily the best godhand member.”

by hanekawabestgirl February 13, 2021

godhand.tobi

Someone that never misses always hit and is so seggsy

Godhand.Tobi never misses

by Giorno da goat February 13, 2021

godhand.tobi

Anime tiktok account
mid
shit takes
only airballs

Godhand.tobi only misses

by nutterbutter37 February 13, 2021

godhand.tobi

When a Tobi fan boy hates you and slaps you with his dick

Friend: Hey I hate Joey so much because he Dias Toni suck! So I gave him the godhand.tobi.

by Godhand.tobi69 February 13, 2021