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by Tractorsaregreat May 2, 2020
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Shift Lead

The position everyone strives to be. Must be tall, handsome and ready to go above and beyond for any needs within his crew.
wow I want to be a shift lead just like that handsome man with sweaty muscles some day
by jaren 696969696 June 19, 2019
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Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.
by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019
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Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
by The bearded feller April 11, 2022
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A-Shift

A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).
Fucking A-Shift…”
by Broccoli_800 July 12, 2022
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Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
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