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tarot root

A starchy-fibered plant used to make fortune-telling cards.
Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!
by The Enraged One October 21, 2014
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root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
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dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
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Rooted Out

Rooted Out
n. Community infiltrators who fake deep roots to gain trust, only to betray their own people. More dangerous than outside threats because they use authentic connection to ultimately sell out their community.

Remember: Rooted Out threats hit different because they know exactly where to strike - they're from the inside. Beware of those who use community roots for personal routes. 🚫

"They don't have to break in when they already have the keys to the community." 🏠
Example Behavior:
"They went Rooted Out on us:
- Grew up in the hood
- Claimed to be 'for the people'
- Got the community's trust
- Used local connections
- Built reputation as 'one of us'
Then:
- Sold out to corporations
- Turned on their own
- Blocked community access
- Changed their accent
- Denied their roots"

Identification Pattern:
"Classic Rooted Out moves:
1. Over-emphasizes their hood story
2. Always talking about 'giving back'
3. Uses family connections
4. Name drops local legends
5. Plays the 'remember when' card
Then switches up when the check clears"

Warning Signs:
"Watch for Rooted Out behavior:
- Too many 'back in the day' stories
- Excessive community promises
- Always filming their 'good deeds'
- Uses local pain for gain
- Claims exclusive 'voice of the people'"

Real Talk Examples:
"He went full Rooted Out - used his grandma's reputation in the community to get support, then sold the whole block to developers."

"She pulled that Rooted Out move - used the community center to build her platform, then locked out the same kids who helped her rise."
by Boston Beast November 19, 2024
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Rooted

The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.
- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"

- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."
by OG_Roottender February 4, 2022
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Root

Slang for sex, or quicky
Guy: Wanna have a root
Girl: fuckin oath
by Walzer August 2, 2018
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