To post up is to lean against a wall, table, refrigerator, countertop, and in some extreme cases holding on to the ceiling, or any other convenient surface so that you do not fall down after consuming massive amounts of alcohol. Not only does this allow for a misconception of exactly how drunk you are, but it also makes a viable applicant for the next game of beer pong.
Dude 1: "There ya go Verser, post up. Don't let em' know how drunk you are."
Dude 2: "Is Verser posted up on the ceiling? Jesus H. Christ he has got swag!"
Dude 3: "I got Verser next beer pong game!"
Dude 2: "Is Verser posted up on the ceiling? Jesus H. Christ he has got swag!"
Dude 3: "I got Verser next beer pong game!"
by Mr.Party April 13, 2010
Get the Post Upmug. Music for douchebags. Post-grunge is a broadly-defined genre, but in general it refers to excreable acts like Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Hoobastank, 3 Doors Down, Creed, Collective Soul, Silverchair, Candlebox, and Switchfoot. Because they all have essentially the same "singing" style, every post-grunge frontman is interchangeable, and every post-grunge song sounds exactly alike, no matter the band. Chord progressions are childlike in their simplicity, but it doesn't matter because the guitars are heavily distorted and the lead singer is often found making inhuman sounds into the mic. Post-grunge music can make 80s synth-pop look like Mozart by comparison, but somehow these groups continue to rake in cash hand over fist. Blame the douchebags who listen to this garbage, I guess.
Dude A: Post-grunge is awesome!
Dude B: You're a complete and utter douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.
"It's Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck balls?
Dude B: You're a complete and utter douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.
"It's Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck balls?
by Walt Nichols February 10, 2009
Get the Post-Grunge mug. by PizzimpMcBozule February 17, 2003
Get the post slutmug. That movie was so post modern.
This coffee is really post modern.
I think post modern artwork is post modern.
This coffee is really post modern.
I think post modern artwork is post modern.
by pillow v. pillow July 4, 2008
Get the post modernmug. A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
by Austin post February 14, 2018
Get the post malonmug. 1. to have sex
2. to fornicate
bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
2. to fornicate
bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
by VonKillian June 6, 2013
Get the post a lettermug. by nedyah.com October 10, 2017
Get the posted in the trenchesmug.