Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

nonce

someone who goes for a younger sexually

Harry Bell was noncey towards his brothers friends

by esrghjkg,hhf January 11, 2020

Nonce

A sket who touches kids

Nonce: hi how are ya

Person: NONCE ALERT

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.

La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?

Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town

by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is Harry the bald egg. He also is a annoying

Harry is a nonce says bella

by hebesebesob October 17, 2020

Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to minors

That Lewis Myco likes little girls sitting on his face the Nonce

by Bungle Mandem September 13, 2021