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Nonce

A man who tries chatting up those younger than him. Will also possibly be looking for sexual activity
Man 1: Who's that finlay mchale guy is he a nonce?

Man 2: Yeah I saw I'm chatting up a girl in the year below.

Man 1: what a nonce
by BinSap August 9, 2021
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nonce-a-lot

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community
*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”
by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021
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Nonce

Someone who wears a pollar neck
by Bridgewatersgay December 3, 2024
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Bot Nonce

A grown, often married, man who responds to Sex Bots on Social Media. Invariably, these men also post about family values, how society is going to the dogs and Christianity. They also tend to be quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst not realising that they are being groomed by a Bot Farm in Russia operated by 21 stone bald guy.
Sex bot "Are there any real men who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night"
by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025
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Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.
Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"
by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025
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Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.
Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert
by HazRob July 24, 2025
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Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.
"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"
by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025
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