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Jeremy

Pure being of chaos. Has a bat or anything else at all times and despite seeing the most stuff and being able to defend himself.. He cannot prevent people from stealing his man. He is also somehow in the most dangerous situations at all times yet somehow manages to make it out alive. He is the destroyer of worlds and we should be afraid of him.
"Damn did he just survive that fall?! He must be a Jeremy!"
by gothstarlover June 12, 2022
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jeremy scoutington

Birds fly, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people

Jeremy Scoutington
by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021
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Jeremy

The hottest guy in the whole world. he has a 10-mile-long dick, and he fucks all the bitches.
person one - I wish I was Jeremy
person two - me too
by lysergic acid enjoyer December 6, 2023
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Jeremy

"Hey look! Jeremy is in the zoo"
by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024
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Jeremy

A rich kid on the block that acts like he has no money whatsoever . Always coming through with them club turkey sandwiches and little sprouts like we don’t know he a trust fund kid handing out snacks.
Did you see Jeremy after school today?
Nah, but he did give me a hAAGEN daz bar during lunch today
by immmmapotatoo November 8, 2023
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Jeremy

A man who is wise beyond his years, has the biggest heart of all of the cancers, is the leader of all empathics, worships science and physics, Understands and believes mathematics is the cosmic language and is the only language that is unable to lie. Always has an immediate attraction and affinity towards women named Quincie with an ie. And is fully astounded and proud of urban dictionaries prediction regarding his kindness, intellect and the size of his anatomy.
Every woman wants a Jeremy but only few actually deserve one.
by Rdl1982 July 12, 2021
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Jeremy irons

Sexual act of farting in your partners face during 69
Did you hear what happened to Stephen last night? He got a Jeremy Irons from Jennifer.
by JerryIron April 12, 2025
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