frosted thumb print cookie

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.

I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.

by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting

Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick

by Adam Man March 11, 2005

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll

A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.

"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."

by jram October 15, 2006