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bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.
That bike-ist thinks they own the road.
by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017
mugGet the bike-istmug.

Bum Bike

A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!

What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
by Anton H September 26, 2025
mugGet the Bum Bikemug.

Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.
I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.
by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021
mugGet the Bike Pumpmug.

Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.
They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.
by Gd30 October 17, 2019
mugGet the Bike Tornadomug.

Bike Ride

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride
by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Bike Ridemug.

Biked

Because riding a bike takes longer to get you to your destination, the term biked refers to when it takes a while to get a partner to cum.
Stephanie is so hot but I literally biked for an hour before she came.
by Maibig Toeishairy October 17, 2022
mugGet the Bikedmug.

affair bike

When your spouse cheats, you hop on the Affair Bike by cheating with someone else’s spouse, creating an endless loop of infidelity and revenge.
"Dude, I caught my wife cheating, so I hopped on the Affair Bike with her best friend's husband."
by Blackout Boys June 1, 2024
mugGet the affair bikemug.

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