jewish rizz

a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do
"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz
by unknownmf.uwwr March 29, 2023
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Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
by Man dude guy May 04, 2023
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Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.
by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023
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jewishing

Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.
"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
by Optimustrain69rawrXD May 19, 2017
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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes May 06, 2018
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Jewish Jumpscare

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024
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Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
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