tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.

Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.

by Kurt28 February 22, 2017

tipsy tank

The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.

Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”

Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”

Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!

Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!

Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”

Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”

Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?

Person 2 “sure”

by Pat the fat February 18, 2023

Daddy tank

One sexy bastard. He is also the leader of the red official.

Daddy tank please cum in my eye

by Jen shah hdjd jd d October 12, 2020

helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke

daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank

by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

Tank Run

A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.

Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...

by BorpoTheWizard January 22, 2023