A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
Get the Tank Driver mug.To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.
“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.
It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.
The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.
It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.
The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”
“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”
“My tank has never been so dank”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”
“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”
“My tank has never been so dank”
by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020
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Get the Daddy tank mug.Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
Get the Tank Driver mug.A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.
Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...
by BorpoTheWizard January 22, 2023
Get the Tank Run mug.The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”
Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”
Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!
Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!
Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”
Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”
Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?
Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
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