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Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
mugGet the Ham Cakemug.

ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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Rum Ham

A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!
by Retr0200202 June 3, 2019
mugGet the Rum Hammug.

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.
I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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Ham#2220

A man who is too sexy, drop dead gorgeous. good blocky fish game player, lover of dogs mostly shibas, cool person, incredibly charismatic, hardcore, sometimes acts dumb anc noy spill pwoprly .

Ham is also going HAM which means hard as motherfucker
He is so Ham#2220 more then anyone I have met in the last 5 years.
by mah2220 May 1, 2022
mugGet the Ham#2220mug.

swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
mugGet the swiss and hammug.

thick ham

by 3loh55a May 8, 2017
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