straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick November 23, 2015

zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.

Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.

by ccrombeye June 11, 2023

Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Straight Peez

100% cool nothing about it says otherwise

i like those shoes they're straight peez

by VOSSA July 21, 2011

Straight Ghosted

To kill someone quickly without much effort

"Yo Jamal you just straight ghosted that cracka"
"Yeah he dead"

by DoctorWho22222 October 19, 2015

Straight Dust

A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.

Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"

Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."

Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"

by ColoradoanfreezinginMinnesota May 6, 2019

Straight doggin

The act of being the most menacy menace possible

Omg bro why would You sleep with my mom your straight doggin.

by Lil fryyy March 24, 2022