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macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.
He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.
by Digger mama December 12, 2013
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real stoner

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.
Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.
by Btap December 20, 2016
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Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.
Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner
by TheProph3t January 10, 2021
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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017
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Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
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stoner's night

An evening chiefly designated for, and defined by the recreational consumption of cannabis. The night may entail other pleasures such as those of the flesh, entertainment (television or otherwise), and/or food/candy, but these are all secondary to the enjoyment of cannabis.
I've picked up several pre-rolls, chosen a film to enjoy, and stocked the kitchen with chilled natty wine, snacks, candy, and pizza. It's going to be a classic stoner's night.
by billyTK August 3, 2021
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stoner chick

Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes

By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
I’m dating a chill ass stoner chick
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
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