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real stoner

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.
Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.
by Btap December 20, 2016
mugGet the real stonermug.

scro stoner

Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"

Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.

A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.
"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"
by Sexystoner69 April 19, 2016
mugGet the scro stonermug.

Stoner Hour

Any time after midnight
Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger
by JJRULEZ159 December 9, 2018
mugGet the Stoner Hourmug.

max stoner

max stoner is a young fella with cute dogs, he also looks like jack from titanic
wspp bbg im max stoner
by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022
mugGet the max stonermug.

Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.
Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that
by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022
mugGet the Stoner saladmug.

stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
by phelonware September 20, 2015
mugGet the stoner macemug.

stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner
I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys
by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
mugGet the stoner poundermug.

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