Much like it’s cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.
by The Minnesota Steam Roller August 23, 2022
Get the Minnesota Steam Rollermug. When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.
by McGrizzles May 26, 2019
Get the albanian steam soupmug. When you kneel over your ol' lady while she lays flat on her back throating your pecker and you drop your "coal" (bowel movement) on her chest proceeding to yell Choo choo.
by Itainteasybeingcheesy September 16, 2021
Get the Dirty Steam Enginemug. a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
by syko_ January 30, 2009
Get the steam boat williemug. 
Get the steaming pile of crapmug. When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.
by Human tripod February 1, 2014
Get the steaming fox tailmug. This is a sexual act that combines the youthful innocence of summer camp cabin humor. When having sex in the missionary position, violently rip ass. Then, take the covers and pull it over yourselves, letting the foul odor marinate. It is important to remember to keep plowing away. No one likes a quitter.
"I'm in the dog house. I took my girlfriend to a long and vile Mississippi Steam Room last night while we were going at it.
by Phil T. Künz August 14, 2010
Get the Mississippi Steam Roommug.